Live. Laugh. Love.

via cherrybam

normal people flirting: you're pretty sexy, you should definitely give me your number so we can talk or text sometimes ;)

me flirting: do you like lettuce?

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you! 
Boy: I love you more! 
 *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* 
Girl: Where is he? 
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? 
Girl: (Starts crying) 
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
 LOLOLOL omg

My dad has a tendency to scream that I am worthless. You know… I believe him.

I suck at texting unless:

lbreezy:

I am in a relationship with you

If you are cute

I need something

Me and you are close as fuck

I want you in my bed

dernski:

why must i be ugly what the eff